He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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