Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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