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(519): View more from Ontario

I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.

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(206): View more from Washington

I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow

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(970): View more from Colorado

Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"

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(407): View more from Florida

I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays

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(647): View more from Ontario

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

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