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(206): View more from Washington

In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA

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(315): View more from New York

Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?

(540): View more from Virginia

Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?

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(406): View more from Montana

I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself

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