IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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