I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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