i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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