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(402): View more from Nebraska

the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.

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(925): View more from California

also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.

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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house

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(731): View more from Tennessee

She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro

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(214): View more from Texas

You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.

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