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(301): View more from Maryland

Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy

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(815): View more from Illinois

OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!

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(518): View more from New York

Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle

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(518): View more from New York

You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops

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(518): View more from New York

Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!

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(518): View more from New York

Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer

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(203): View more from Connecticut

If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.

(518): View more from New York

So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?

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(518): View more from New York

That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.

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Who is this?!????

(518): View more from New York

That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.

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