walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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