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(303): View more from Colorado

I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides

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(307): View more from Wyoming

You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.

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(775): View more from Nevada

He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room

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(858): View more from California

she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"

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(248): View more from Michigan

Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant

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(801): View more from Utah

WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants

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