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(+66): View more from Thailand

A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure

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(607): View more from New York

Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.

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(208): View more from Idaho

know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing

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(619): View more from California

When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i have to get rid of the hedgehog.

(765): View more from Indiana

Does it come with a cage?

(201): View more from New Jersey

yes. and food and toys.

(765): View more from Indiana

i'll trade you an 8th for it

(201): View more from New Jersey

deal.

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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.

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