if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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