Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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