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(516): View more from New York

my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?

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(720): View more from Colorado

o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

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(915): View more from Texas

I told you I was good to drive

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dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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(434): View more from Virginia

They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.

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(206): View more from Washington

I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.

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(641): View more from Iowa

What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.

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(812): View more from Indiana

and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out

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