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(317): View more from Indiana

he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed

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(636): View more from Missouri

A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.

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(409): View more from Texas

white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character

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(317): View more from Indiana

sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"

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(520): View more from Arizona

But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.

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(561): View more from Florida

Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.

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(818): View more from California

Jake died.

(310): View more from California

WTF????????? That's how you tell me????

(818): View more from California

Oops typo. Jake cried.

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