Texts From Last Night · Lyzzle's Favorites

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.

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Wtf? What happened?

(931): View more from Tennessee

Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.

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(360): View more from Washington

The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off

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(618): View more from Illinois

Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.

(309): View more from Illinois

Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?

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