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(732): View more from New Jersey

You almost set me on fire last night.

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You probably deserved it.

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(469): View more from Texas

Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...

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(567): View more from Ohio

He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.

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