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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Should I go sleeveless of strapless?

(1-803): View more from South Carolina

Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.

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(772): View more from Florida

He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina

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(312): View more from Illinois

I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

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(727): View more from Florida

No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.

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