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(305): View more from Florida

I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.

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(607): View more from New York

Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

eta to your mouth 5 minutes

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(808): View more from Hawaii

And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..

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