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(541): View more from Oregon

You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth

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(720): View more from Colorado

You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.

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(404): View more from Georgia

You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.

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(323): View more from California

question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.

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(404): View more from Georgia

No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.

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