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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?

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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.

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Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.

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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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