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I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.

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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.

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