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(773): View more from Illinois

We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me

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(901): View more from Tennessee

at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.

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(707): View more from California

I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..

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(407): View more from Florida

HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN

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(817): View more from Texas

I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .

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(631): View more from New York

Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"

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(705): View more from Ontario

All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.

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