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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work

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(541): View more from Oregon

Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.

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(917): View more from New York City

Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.

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(954): View more from Florida

Sadly, she's the porn star that got away

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.

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(226): View more from Ontario

No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time

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(936): View more from Texas

You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.

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