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(203): View more from Connecticut

You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity

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You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.

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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?

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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time

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