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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.

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(740): View more from Ohio

she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse

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(702): View more from Nevada

She's never allowed to turn 21 again

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(314): View more from Missouri

You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...

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(614): View more from Ohio

I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society

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