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(319): View more from Iowa

We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.

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(+48): View more from Poland

there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover

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(641): View more from Iowa

i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.

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(224): View more from Illinois

so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.

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