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(410): View more from Maryland

There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night

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(647): View more from Ontario

I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just hotboxed my laundry basket.

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(817): View more from Texas

I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.

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(256): View more from Alabama

You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.

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(806): View more from Texas

All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"

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(928): View more from Arizona

I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics

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