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(786): View more from Florida

I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.

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(602): View more from Arizona

My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this

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(212): View more from New York

I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.

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(406): View more from Montana

You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend

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(714): View more from California

She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick

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Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'

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