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(760): View more from California

double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed

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(419): View more from Ohio

I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"

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(567): View more from Ohio

i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you

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(816): View more from Missouri

He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.

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