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(716): View more from New York

Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Why am I in a dog kennel?

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It was for your own safety

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?

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the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.

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(208): View more from Idaho

My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.

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How was it?

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Fantastic, but that's not the point.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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(206): View more from Washington

And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny

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