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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass

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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.

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