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(248): View more from Michigan

You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.

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(937): View more from Ohio

The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve

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(904): View more from Florida

Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?

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(587): View more from Alberta

So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.

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I miss high conversations.

(270): View more from Kentucky

Swinging. Is. Amazing.

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