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(706): View more from Georgia

I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.

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(248): View more from Michigan

ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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