Texts From Last Night · dluedog's Favorites

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.

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(303): View more from Colorado

New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night

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(209): View more from California

i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious

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(518): View more from New York

How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by

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(636): View more from Missouri

he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.

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(360): View more from Washington

I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks

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(707): View more from California

The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends

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