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Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?

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Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant

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I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff

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a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv

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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.

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i miss you so much

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i miss you too

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oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me

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i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed

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You got in a fight last night?

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Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.

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Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

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