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(716): View more from New York

Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?

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(206): View more from Washington

As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.

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(330): View more from Ohio

listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.

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(347): View more from New York

My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted

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(406): View more from Montana

I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period

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(817): View more from Texas

Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that

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