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(406): View more from Montana

Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced

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Way to crack the case Nancy Drew

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(601): View more from Mississippi

This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.

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(661): View more from California

Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?

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(661): View more from California

If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.

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(850): View more from Florida

I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?

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