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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Did you high five my face last night?

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Yes. Yes I did.

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(315): View more from New York

Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire

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(816): View more from Missouri

He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator

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(406): View more from Montana

Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid

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(254): View more from Texas

Are we hungover?

(713): View more from Texas

I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.

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