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(860): View more from Connecticut

How drunk are you??

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I'm flawless.

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She said she didn't have time to shave "there"

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Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.

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(810): View more from Michigan

She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.

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