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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.

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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt

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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.

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