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(337): View more from Louisiana

Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)

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(616): View more from Michigan

So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.

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(703): View more from Virginia

The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.

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(818): View more from California

ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?

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(519): View more from Ontario

Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink

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(440): View more from Ohio

Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.

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