I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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