Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
foreskin is a definite game changer
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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