like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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