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This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm just crazy horny about you
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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