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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?

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(424): View more from California

Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?

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"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."

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(509): View more from Washington

You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.

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(847): View more from Illinois

lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?

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(907): View more from Alaska

You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.

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