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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to

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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong

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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.

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