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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.

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There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.

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